All this trouble in Egypt.....I heard they were looking for a new Muslim President. I suggested we give them ours.
I don't think anyone is dumb enough to take him & his felon wife! 
oops that's right it's Romney they are calling the felon.
Hmmm michelle why is it you were DISBARRED AGAIN? 
Oh those records are sealed, and you asked the court to take
away your right to pratice law! OMG we the people are brain dead!
